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  • "Girlfriends got short hair one day long hair the next - Black girls got some black fucking magic." #overheard

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  • "Can #Superman shave his pubes or are they indestructible as well?" #overheard #ComicBooks 0-:-P

    2 days ago
  • "Don't tell me how to raise my children that your girlfriend ate last night!" #overheard #bj

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  • Of course #Hugo is leading with #Oscar nominations its a big budget movie nobody saw - gotta make money somehow 0-:-P

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  • Earmuffs At The Royal Wedding http://t.co/AdtQjR6X

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  • Who is the bigger #coward - PK Subban or Matt Cooke? Neither should be allowed on the ice #NHL

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  • #Millerlite - triple hop brewed and still tastes like water - what are you doing wrong? 0-:-/

    12 days ago
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